howie’s halfpipe

yet agin i didnt go to church, i was a bit scared that i would run into st petes people as i was walking past as thier lentet choral service had just finnished and there where people milling out the front, i considered crossing the street but then though no i need to fave my fears and push through the crowed and be strong as they spit at me and shout “heathen heathen” whilst throwing pew bibles at my head. In the end it was fine, it was a bunch of old ladies i had never seen before.
I had some charkies with david and then we went to lesleys house and sat around for a bit, i got in trouble for eating 4 of Jev’s grapes!
We decided to go on the search for some old jamaica chocolate..mmmmmm we began the search at woolies who gave us the dog then coles who also gave us the dog, then coles asquith who gave us more of a dog casue i stepped in a puddle too, then bp asquith who dogged us then food for less in thornleigh…yet another dog, then bp thornleigh who gave us the biggest dog of all, davuid was sent in to suss the chocolate situation he returned to the car with a glum look so lesley turned the ignition, but the car didint start, she tried a few times but the car had given us the dog!
So we called the nrma and waited and waited amusing ourselves by guessing how much peple where about to spend on petrol when they pulled up next to a pump, then we moved on to standing in a circle and passing a frizbee, football and vortex between us, how often do you get to throw a frizbee in a bp?
anyway we never did get old jamaica, dogs!

david has a blog now!
good on him i say.