howie’s halfpipe

Below is a picture of Cadbury creamy vanilla ice cream, before I talk about it you need to do something, stand up in front of your screen, now tilt your head so that the picture is upside down, and tell me that is not a bum with poo.
good now that we agree I can continue.

Myself and tom spotted this ages ago and its the same on all the flavours of Cadbury ice cream some pictures quite explicit when turned up side down, your mission if you accept is to at all opportunities turn the tubs if ice cream in your local supermarket upside down so that others can share the beauty that is Cadbury ice cream.

tom and I call it “bum” and I feel that Cadbury should say it how it is too, I’m sick of false advertising its time for a change a face lit if you like of their marketing strategy.

I want to see new types of bum, like:

bum on a stick

gelato bum

Mc Donald’s Mac Bum-dae

slogans like “have you licked a bum today?”
kids would go up to mum and say “mum can we have bum tonight”

stickers on the freezers in supermarkets could read “pick your bum“

I really should get into the marketing business.

small containers called “bum for one“

ice cream “bum cakes“

promotions like “bum on a stick lick a prize“

the list is endless, good on ya Cadbury for entertaining me all these years

Today I spent the day walking around hornsby doing this and that! centrelink where very helpful they are letting me hand in my form early cause I’m doing this uluru stuff which is very kind of them.

tonight I went to pizza hut with the uluru people we had pizza and chatted and stuff.