howie’s halfpipe

the battle about women continues…………………………..

Mr James and myself seem to be having a little battle its fun.

Well waiting for the woman to get ready that’s ok, I spend my life sitting around anyway. So waiting a few extra hours is no fuss.
And things taking ages like walking places because you have to walk slowly arm in arm, well this also is not a problem for me seeing as I walk slowly everywhere, I’m never in a hurry, hurrying is too much effort and if you walk slower it means by the time you do make it the food court you really appreciate your food more.
And paying for myself and the lady, well due to women’s liberation and all this stuff about equality and stuff I would probably get slapped if I offered to pay, she would take it as some insult like as if the women isn’t perfectly capable of paying for herself, and anyways 2 meals at maccas is hardly expensive.

I liked this quote from James “You need to find a woman who will eat micro easy burgers and rice and dog. If you do…. go for it, you have my blessing”

I think James is onto a winner there, how good are microeasy cheeseburgers and rice and dog is a fine meal!

I might bleach my hear sometime this week, its time to bleach it again, seeing as the sideburns are gone I need a new image, well its not really new seeing as I bleach my hair every year but you know what I mean.
I’ll have to ask Kaia, she’s the bleaching expert.

I bought a laundry basket today, for aesthetic reasons I don’t think Jane likes all the dirty clothes on my floor, so now I can put them in a basket, its a big tall dark green basket. It has a lid too, but knowing me I will take the lid off then 5 minutes later I will accidentally step on it and brake it in half, I have a habit of stepping in things in my room and breaking them.