For Anglican ministers only

4:50 pm general chit chat

* Friction. It’s such a drag. And gravity sucks too.

* When I was a child, my duties in the church included helping to shorten or lengthen the holy robes. I was an alter boy

* What do you call a person who just downloaded 1,000 puns from the Internet?
Well e-quipped.

* A con-man called me on the telephone, but he didn’t fool me - I could tell-he’s-phone-y.

* I know a farmer who has 200 head of cattle. He thought there were only 196 until he rounded them up.

* Why couldn’t anyone play cards on the ark? Because Noah sat on the deck.



3 Responses
  1. Helen :

    Date: February 18, 2004 @ 9:57 pm

    Please nobody share these with Steve Stanis!!

  2. howie :

    Date: February 19, 2004 @ 12:46 am

    tom emailed them to him this afternoon

  3. helen :

    Date: February 21, 2004 @ 1:40 pm

    TOOOOOMM!!! don’t encourage him…

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