For Anglican ministers only
February 18, 2004 4:50 pm general chit chat* Friction. It’s such a drag. And gravity sucks too.
* When I was a child, my duties in the church included helping to shorten or lengthen the holy robes. I was an alter boy
* What do you call a person who just downloaded 1,000 puns from the Internet?
Well e-quipped.
* A con-man called me on the telephone, but he didn’t fool me - I could tell-he’s-phone-y.
* I know a farmer who has 200 head of cattle. He thought there were only 196 until he rounded them up.
* Why couldn’t anyone play cards on the ark? Because Noah sat on the deck.
Helen :
Date: February 18, 2004 @ 9:57 pm
Please nobody share these with Steve Stanis!!
howie :
Date: February 19, 2004 @ 12:46 am
tom emailed them to him this afternoon
helen :
Date: February 21, 2004 @ 1:40 pm
TOOOOOMM!!! don’t encourage him…