Cityrail is to blame for everything bad
NSW police should get a job
Pepsi should go bankrupt
There should be a national Frisbee public holiday
New Zealand should invade Tasmania just because it would be funny
John Howard should resign
Kaye should get a blog
Foodcourt day should be webcast
Tom should get a woman
Coke should have no GST
I should get fit

If New Zealand invaded Tasmania I don’t reckon anyone would notice. Except maybe next time we tried to go there for a a holiday they’d have a different accent.