howie’s halfpipe

Gemma wanted to mind Hannah today so I stayed at work. I was just cooking some frozen pizza in the oven when steve messaged me and asked if I could go up to jacks for an hour cause Rob was going to be late. So I put my pizza on a plate and ventured up the street to jacks eating my pizza as I walked.

I opened up and let Barb in and then Joy popped up too. We started getting ready for opening time. One of the tasks we do before opening each day is walk around the outside of the café looking for any damage or rubbish. Joy did this today and she came back inside and told me and Barb that there was some poo around the back. At first she thought it must be some kind of animal poo but then realized that it was human poo due to that fact that there where tissues scrunched up beside the poo.

Now the thing that makes this story all the stranger is that we are right next door to public toilets.

Anyway being the Day Manager I decided that I thought it was probably my responsibility to sort it out. When Stu arrived we told him that we had a nice little job for him. Anyway just mucking around with Stu.

In the end I went and got a big bag of potting mix out of the cupboard and a box of lawn seeds. I went around the back and poured the potting mix over the poo, liberally sprinkled some lawn seeds, topped it off with some more potting mix then gave it all a water.