My truck driving mumma

By Howie

Mumma went rockin to a death metal gig
While puppa stayed home and did yoga.
Mumma came home at a quarter past 3
While puppa was dusting the sofa
Yeah puppa was dusting the sofa

Mumma gave me smokes for my seventh birthday
Puppa bought a bum bag thinking it was ok
Mumma took me clubbing at the age of 10
Puppa took me shoe shopping to kmart again
Yeah puppa took me shoe shopping to kmart again

She’s my truck driving mumma
He’s my jumper knitting puppa
Oh yeah
Oh yeah
She’s my truck driving mumma
He’s my jumper knitting puppa
Oh yeah
Oh yeah
Oh yeah

I love my Mumma and I love my Puppa
I’m sure deep down that they both love me
But mumma I don’t want no tattoo again
And puppa stop knitting slippers for my friends
Yeah Puppa stop knitting slippers for my friends

She’s my truck driving mumma
He’s my jumper knitting puppa
Oh yeah
Oh yeah
She’s my truck driving mumma
He’s my jumper knitting puppa
Oh yeah
Oh yeah
She’s my truck driving mumma
He’s my jumper knitting puppa
Oh yeah
Oh yeah

Honk honk here comes mumma,
Knit one, pearl one here comes puppa

Honk honk here comes mumma
Knit one, pearl one here comes puppa

Truck driving mumma
Oh yeah