I have decided to create my wedding present list now. So if you are coming to my wedding here is a list of the stuff i need.
Coke,
Pringles (Original)
Arnotts wafer biscuits (triple wafer)
A wife ( if you are getting me the wife could i please have your present early just for logistical reasons)
A smokey dawsone reclining chair
The entire james bond DVD collection
Toothpaste
Some new undies and boxers
AA batteries for my discman
New shoes
Some milk for the frisge
Toilet paper
Microwaveable frozen meals
Spray fresh deoderant (for men not nordic fresh)
Phone credit
why don’t you make it a list for Santa? Christmas decorations are up and a lot of that stuff would fit in a stocking!
I have a few girls in mind. Would you like them gaged?