howie’s halfpipe

today i was standing in a line at a maccas (buying a box of cookies).
The line was quite long and becasue there was only one person serving. There was about 4 people in front of me and another 3 or 4 behind me.
Then anohter maccas employee came out to the the registers and stood behind a register further along the counter and shouted “Is there anybody waiting?”

What the hell, no no we where all standing in a long line because its a new extreme sport and we where going for the world record

“is any body waiting”