howie’s halfpipe

Playing for a signed a4 sized photo of me.

Bowen is the winner with this little beauty.

I was at a milking farm and I had never been to one before. I saw this pit thing that was at the side of the milking shed and it looked like it was safe to jump on. So I did and went through the top crust of poo up to my neck. It turned out I had decided to jump into a runoff pit for all the cows crap. I could have drowned I was told later if I had of jumped in a deeper part. DEATH BY COW POO.

And Scott unfortunatly you dont get a prize but here is your story up on the web too.

About 3 years ago I went on a 1 month missionary trip through the Northern Territory with Wycliffe bible translators. The guy who ran the trip, Dave,was plumber before joining Wycliffe in full-time ministry. Wow did he have some poo stories.

He told of the day that he and his mates finished their apprenticeships. They had their last exam at TAFE and then went down to the pub. They all got talking about various poo stories that seem synonymous with the plumbing trade. One guy said “Oh, poo isn’t that bad. I’d eat a poo for $200″. So, they passed a hat around the pub and sure enough raised $200, showed it to the contender and he agreed to the challenge. One of the blokes then took a bread roll from the bistro and proceeded to the toilet where he put a rather funny smelling sausage (a poo) in the bread roll. He
then closed the roll like a hot dog and put it on a plate in front of the idiot who suggested that he would eat a poo. The guy looked at the money,
looked at the bread roll, looked at the money and looked at the roll again, before picking it up and raising it to his mouth as about 50 apprentice
plumbers looked on in horror! He opened his mouth, bit into the bread before dropping the role and barfing all over the bar… Shortly after
about 50 apprentices lined the roadside out the front of the pub vomiting also… True story! He didn’t get the $200 and had to take a bite of a poo
filled role! The thing I find shocking about this story is that if I were going to eat a poo I’d at least select one of my own… This guy was gonna
eat someone else’s and he was only asking $200! IDIOT!

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