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1. How satisfied where you with the year 2004
a)Very Satisfied

b)Quite Satisfied

c)Satisfied
d)Not Quite Satisfied
e)Very unsatisfied

2.Rate the overall productiveness of 2004 for you out of 10. (1 being very unproductive and 10 being too productive I’m about to explode). 6

3. In 6 words or less summarise the year 2004 for you. well it was quite good actually

4. In 6 words or less describe how the year could have been better. well I could have slept more

5. How many times did you vomit in 2004? Unfortunately it would be in the 50’s I reckon

Now the market research section.
6. Do you shop for food? Yes

7. Would you describe yourself as 0 -17 or 18 and above? 18 and above

8. Do you drive? No

9. Do you drive well? I haven’t been arrested

10. Do your friends consider you attractive? Only if its dark

11. Do you consider your friends attractive? I have bad eye sight

12. Do you give money to the poor? Its hard to give yourself money but I try

13. Have you ever invested in Nigeria? No but I did invest quite a lot of time into toms films once, I hear that’s just as dodgy.

14. Have you considered hypnosis as a dating technique? You are getting sleepy

15. What is your education level? Ummm well I attended my HSC

16. Do you want a university Diploma delivered to you in days? Is it free postage?

17. Have you ever read a book? About 5 or 6 in my whole life.

18. Have you ever committed any fatal terrorist attacks? Not since Nam

19. Do you intend to carry firearms on an international flight in the next 12 months? Only if I can pick them up cheap in duty free .