Archive for January, 2005
Well I guess you where all going to find out anyway (well maybe not all of you). But yes myself and jenny are going out again, we like to think of it as ’round two’.
Its good cause i like jenny.
we there you go 20,000 visits to my blog. And the Grand winner is Luke Walker, have no idea who he is but well played!
For your hard work i’ll post you something out of my room.
Oh I do love microwave meals, but sometimes the microwave meal is just too much effort and in todays fast paced society its not always the most practical in terms of time restraints. You know, you go to Coles you buy your frozen chicken parmigana meal and then you cant eat it until you get home. Then you have to wait in line because other people bought microwave meals too.
Well I have come up with an alternative.
We all know there is nothing better than a fresh cooked frozen meal.
Wouldn’t it be great if you could eat it almost as soon as you bought it.
Here is my plan. The box in which you buy your frozen meal is a disposable microwave. So when you buy your meal all you have to do is press a button on the side of the box and . Off it goes. The meal starts rotating inside the box, you hear a ding. Then its safe to tear open the box and eat your fresh cooked meal.
But what about power? I her you say.
Well it comes with inbuilt battery supply, but only enough power to cook one meal.
Ahhhh sheer brilliance.
I reckon we will hit 20,000 between midday and 1pm tomorrow
today is the sort of day that if i was a real man i would walk around with my shirt off.
But luckily for you i’m not a real man becasue if i did take my shirt off i look like a walking fluroecent tube.
maybe you can do this one instead then scott, seeing as james has already gone off and mae millions off my work.
I never blogged about the Third Day experience.
THey were pretty damn good.
The first band wasnt all taht good, they were too loud and noisy and shouted too much. I think they were called day of fire or something like that.
next up was rookie, they where good, a good stage band they knew how to work the crowd and they had a mix of silly songs and deep songs.
Then thrid day. They are a damn good band. I only didnt know one song.
anyway a good night out down at the hillsong
I was thinking about the film clip for Escalotor girl today as i walked around westfield with jenny.
I think you should make some music for it scott, then late at night we can sneak into westfield and film a video clip.
I think i’m emotionally realy to start making silly videos again now, still not up to serious ones yyet but i’ll get there.
Is it geeky that i would like to subscribe to “australian video camera” magazine?
just a a few hundred visotors away from reaching 20,000 visitors to this site.
So to celebrate the fact that no one seems to have a life these days and you all waste your time in front of computers. I am going to give stuff away like there is no tomorrow.
Also if you visit and find that you are the 20,000 visitor make sure you leave a coment and i’ll send you some usless article that i own and no longer need or a birthday present that i didnt like. something like that.
I wonder how much it costs to post a broken video player
If someone said to me “howie I just put $1,000,000 in your bank account and it needs to be spent by midnight tomorrow”
this is what i would spend it on.
A flat in the madison apartment building about 25 metres from the westfield food court in hornsby.
a Sony HD DV Cam camera
a posho laptop
and a bottle of coke for the person who gave me the dosh
email me your funniest face photo for a chance to win one of my socks. I’ll even sign it with a perminant marker.
email to firstname.lastname@example.org
The problem is my phone is broken at the moment and i’m pretty sure the Prime Minister is going to call me today to tell me i am the Australian of the Year.
Yesterday was the biggest day in the history of my blog in terms of visitors.
It was the first time it has topped 100 ending the day on 116.
the thing is no one seems to leave comments, so many visitors but no love
crazy people what the hell are you doing.
go outside or something!
there are 192 countires in the world.
I have had visitors from 116 of them to my blog
i have conqured 60% of the world….Muuuhuuuhaaahaaa
I had lunch with david today over in westfield. It was nice we both had butter chicken. after lunch i felt the need to buy a new t-shirt. so i went of to all the usual over priced brand name stores and foun nothing. Well nothing i could aford anyway.
I decided to lower my standards and head into Target i lokked at some shirts for a while and found one that said “beans, the musical fruit” with a picture of a bean farting. I thought it was kind of fun and looked around for the price. It was $15.99 which is pretty good. I took it to the register and the lady scanned it in and said that will be $3.40. What a bargain a shirt for $3.40.
also today after having a win in target i met jenny andwent to St George to deposit a cheque my Grandma in Scotland sent me.
I had a feeling the cheque would end up giving me about $5.00 cause it was only a 10 pound cheque and over sease cheques cost $10.50 to process. Anyway the exchange rate and then minus the fee it turned out that i would get a grand total of $1.56.
I told the bank man to go ahead, he said becasue its an overseas cheque it will take 4 weeks for the money to go through to my account. I said that was ok.
Then when he tried to process it it got cancled because i only had $9.00 in my bank and that wasnt enough to cover the fee.
Well here I am home again. After a 5:30am start this morning I’m finally back in Sydney. No more living out of a suit case until April 9.
So exciting I’m looking forward to my own bed and shower and all the normalities back in order. Oh and Westfield I miss Westfield.
here it is my lastt post in Adelaide. Here at the airport with tom, david and liz.
they didnt ask for any I.D when i checked in, i could just be someone pretending to be howie, i’m actually Calby.