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SO I didn’t have enough money to pay for the ultrasound so I called up my parents. Who very nicely put some money in my bank, but they put in more than I asked for, and then after coming back from the ultrasound I went to medicare and got some of the money back.
So what did I do.
I put it into my saving account.
Wrong answer buddy.
I bought 3 Cd’s
Hunters and Collectors ‘ Natural selection’
Ray ‘Motion picture soundtrack’
Jamie Cullum ‘Twenty some-thing’
Well I had my ultrasound this morning.
I walked up to the place got there about 8:40am and went in, I sat down for about a minute. Then I was called. The lady walked so fast through all these corridors I broke into a sweat just trying to keep up with her. She led me into a dimly lit room and told me to lay down on my back on a bed. So I did, she then lifted up my shirt, and pulled down my pants. She didn’t pull them down far enough to make it a fully uncomfortable experience but enough to scare the hell out of me. She then began to rub this jelly stuff all over my belly. And I had to breath in and out a lot as she moved around the camera thingy. She pushed down pretty hard, I’ve got more whip lash from the ultrasound machine than I do from the damn car crash.
Anyway she took lots of ultrasound pictures of my stomach and kidneys and some other things, I cant remember what organs I have. Then that was it.
Now I have to go back to my doctor at some stage to see what’s wrong with me.
I’m fine.
i get quite a lot of hits on this page from people searching for stuff in search engines. THere is normally quite a few funny ones.
This one stood out, it occured on monday.
“girls eating beans and farting”
Yep someone typed that into a search engine and for some reason they eventually ended up at my blog.
Stupid damn doctors think they know everything. IT was so hard today to not havy any drinks that where fizzy. I almost died out there. Its hot!!! what do you do when its hot. You have a coke. Could i have a coke? NO. could i have a lemonade? NO!….I tell ya they better find something very interesting in this ultrasound or i’m gonnna cry. The pain i went through. The cafenine withdrawls from no coke. Oh please please make it stop i just want something fizzy.
This is a post all for sam, infact is about sam. Sam is anice young boy, his name is sam.
Ultrasound, I dont want an ultrasound, ultrasounds are what they give pregnant women.
sure i thorw up in the morning sometimes, It’s not morning sickenss. I”m not pregnant.
although my tummy is looking a little rounder than usual.
hmmm hope its a girl
What a good boy I am. I caved under peer pressure and went to the doctor. Well I didn’t really cave under peer pressure even though there was quite a lot of pressure. I had to go to a doctor anyway so I could get some new asthma puffers. But lets just say that I caved under the pressure and went to the doctor because 47.000 women in my life forced me to.
So yes I went to the doctor and tol him about my asthma and he gave me prescriptions for new puffers. Then I told him about my stomach and its “hmm I think I might vomit now”. And I told him about soreness from car accident.
Quite a bag full. He is sending me off to get an ultrasound of my abdomen, which I’m having on Wednesday morning at 8:45am. Stupid ultrasound you cant drink fizzy drinks for 24 hours before the ultrasound. Dogs! How am I supposed to live what they expect me to drink water.
And the car crash stuff he said I might need to get physio, depends how it goes over the next few days. And the fun thing about physio and stuff is that the other car drivers insurance pays for my medical needs.
And that my friends is that.
I like pictures anyone can draw me a picture. Although it has to be made in microsoft paint just for added quality.
its true i threw up again this morning.
think that makes it 6 times this year or something like that.
Jenny‘s car is the blue box.
Jenny said we were going about 55km / h and the other car anything about about 65km/h. The hit us pretty hard pushing us into the gutter and even up the gutter. and they spun around and slid down the hill a bit. Lots of mess on the road bits of both cars.





oh yeah that hurts.
tilt your head forward until your chin touches the top of your chest…oh yeah..then tilt it back as far as it can go..oh yeah that hurts too, the round to the sides.
then push in on your gut a bit…..sure does feel good
you too could have these fun pains and more, simply drive late at night and invite peple coming towards you to join you in your lane.
Oh what a night!
Yesterday was a long day. I got home pretty late on Wednesday night after watching ‘Ray’ then awoke for a longish day at work. After work Jenny and I drove to Mascot to have dinner at tomatoes house. It’s a fun apartment that is right across the road from bunnings. I love bunnings. Anyway we had much fun with tomato and she took us on a tour of the building. Pool, Sauna and Gym. In the gym it was important to pretend to be a man and lift heavy things. I went on the treadmill, some rowing thing and other things where you lift heavy black things. On one of them I lifted 75kg I’m such a tank.
I said at that moment “this is going to hurt tomorrow”.
At about 11:30 or a bit after I think we left tomatoes house in mascot and headed for Hornsby. We took the Commenarra home. I like that road its fun and windy and lots of hills. We came around a bend and there was headlights coming towards us, they seemed to swerve across onto our side of the road and then BANG!!. Lots of sliding and the other car spun around lots. Big noises, whip lash two very broken cars. There where no street lights or houses all that close so just in the dark with one headlight from each car still working. I checked to see that jenny was ok then ran over the other car, the boys in that car were ok too. My new challenge was to stop cars coming around the corner running ito us and then having to join us standing on the side of the road. The tow truck was there within what seemed about 3 seconds. Probably more like 5 – 10 minutes.
Then the ambulance came and the checked out jenny cause she had a sore chest form the seat belt. Then the fire Engine came and swept the petrol and debre off the road. And about an hour later the police turned up.
Debbie came to the rescue and picked us up.
This morning I have a headache a bit of a stiff neck and a sore stomach. But I don’t seem to be sore for lifting the 75 Kg.
So the moral to the story is. I’m a tank.
Oh not sure how sick, jennys car is, I looks pretty sick maybe gone forever, the other car was defiantly quite unwell.