howie’s halfpipe

if your happy and you know it clap your hands.

I saw Ray tonight with the jenny.. It was a really good film. I felt like i was being quite educated musically and found it a really easy film to watch. I thought it was good that the film was made to be a bit of a tribute to Ray and came out not long after his death. But it wasnt all a “oh how good is ray” the film showed the real Ray, a man who Got caught up in drugs and really made some bad choices, but they showed that and showed his struggles. I thought it was really good. And what a soundtrack.
The biggest low point for me was a computer generated transition between scenes of a record with the album name apearing on the album. It was out of place and a bit unrelated to anything else. but if a transition between scenes is the main low point then it must have been quite a good film.
I give it the big 6/7

goodnight.

Artist: Xavier Rudd
Album: ‘Solace’

I often avoid buying products that advertise that they are Fat Free especially if it is a high percentage such as 99% fat free. Not because I enjoy eating fat (although fat is nice). But mostly because they just take away the appeal of eating something. MM lasagne out of a box yum..Fat free or its probably dodgy.

Well today I bought a frozen box meal, a spaghetti bolognaise and it had a 99%fat Free thing on the box.. I thought oh it cant be too bad.

After eating a few mouth fulls I came to the conclusion that maybe if you want more flavour you are supposed to throw away the meal and just eat the cardboard box in which it came

Fat Free does not mean it contains no fat. Oh no I have got to the bottom of this. Don’t believe what you read people, FAT is an acronym. It stands for “Flavour And Taste”.

Uh huh FAT Free, Flavour and Taste Free.

99% Fat Free.

It all makes sense now

I made a clay dog poo at work today.

hands up if you want it

but why should you get it over other people?

I’d just like you all to know that I really like jenny. Like really really like jenny. I think she’s the bomb!

sorry if this is embarrising for you jenny but I just wanted to tell the world.

You know when you where in primary school and you learnt aboutthe Australian bush. And how if you where ever stuck without water all you needed to do was cover a gum trees branch in a plastic bag and in afew hours you would collect water in the bag.
Well thats what my shirt was like today, I was the tree and my shirt was the plastic bag. I was sweating so much. I had to apply the $2.19 roll on spray fresh 4 times all up.

I”m ready to fall off my chair and go into a deep sleep for 36 years

This morning I visited a church with steve from work. We first went to the early service which was a tad traditional and mostly catering for the elderly generation. Anyway during the service (whilst Steve was up the front talking to the congregation) A lady on the other side of the church passed out. There was a bit of a fluster of other old ladies to her side. Steve kept talking over the distraction. Then he stopped talking. It was obvious the lady was quite ill so an ambulance was called. But meanwhile. There was an old man who must have figured it was the perfect time to socialize. So while there was a lady passed out on a pew with a large number of people around her, this old man started moving around the church telling people about a bbq he was having this Wednesday and they where invited.
It was quite funny.
The ambulance arrived and the service just continued whilst the ambulance officers fixed the woman in the pew then they wheeled her out and off to hospital.

Nice church though.

Well Ashleigh wins one of my white socks for sending me a photo of her face. She is the winner, mostly because she is the only person who sent me a photo. But its a pretty funny photo too.

I think I should bring out my own line of clothing and accessories.

I could bring back skivvies.
And bike pants for boys.

Oh and leggings for the ladies with the little loop at the bottom that goes under your foot.
And hyper colour singlets.

Oh I could call it “Howie”

In my quest to becoming a better person i have decided to take the following steps of development.

1. I’m going to limit myself to picking my nose only in the presence of close friends.
2. I will stop pressuring the women in my life to fart loudly and be proud of their achievment.
3. I will change my sheets more than once every 6 months. (thanks jane for changing my sheets a few weeks ago).
4. I will make more of a concious effort to to zip up my fly.
5. I will re-institute the use of herbal essence conditioner.
6. I will vow never to wear singlets.
7. I will stop dropping fingernails down thw side of my bed.
8. I will put more interesting things on my blog.

Internet cafes are so much fun for some reason.

I”m in a new internet cafe in chatswood waiting for jo, she missed her bus we are going to have coffee or something.

All funnies aside I do wish you a very happy birthday Tom, I think you’re the bomb! hope you have a great day.

Jo kemp drew me a picture today….

thanks kempy

I want to bring back foodcourt day.

a weekly gathering of whoever turns up in the hornsby westfield foodcourt.

What days can people come, probably 1pm - 2pm

i love the foodcourt.

we have slushys at work now, and they are only 30 cents or 50 cents for a super slushie.

The normal slushy come in either, orange, lime, lemon or raspberry and the super slushie is cola.

the problem was that we cant use the word slushy so instead we are calling them sloppys.
The super sloppy is cola flavoured and hence brown in colour but they wont let me call it the “big brown super sloppy”…..

come on!!!!!