Cutting deep

June 14, 2005 1:40 am howie Dogs

It is unwritten law that a man does not to try and steal another mans girlfriend.
It is unwritten law that you don’t wear someone elses underpants
It is unwritten law that coke is better than pepsi
IT IS AN UNWRITTEN LAW THAT YOU DON’T EAT ANOTHER MANS McCAIN CHICKEN PARMIGANA FROZEN MEAL

That’s right, someone out of blatant disrespect has gone to our freezer at home and helped themselves to what is considered ones most prized possession. That frozen meal was rightfully mine! That frozen meal was not for public consumption. It was strictly for personal recreational use.

It wasn’t anyone who lives in the house.
It wasn’t sam (who found himself a suspect)

WHO WAS IT?

Let me speak the 8th commandment

“You shall not steal”

I say to you, be like Zacchaeus, pay back 4 times the original. I expect 4 Chicken Ptarmigans in the freezer by the end of the week. Or I’m taking it to the law.

I know the NSW Police department has a special task force set up for this ruthless act of selfishness.
“Operation Crime-Chill putting the freeze on stolen meals”

I cant explain the pit of weeping sadness I am now encompassed by at the loss of such a significant asset.

Come back my little box of hope.


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