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New York has been hit, London has been hit. Slowly the coalition of the willing is being smacked across the face by terrorism.
So Sydney, is Sydney on the cards for a terrorist strike?

Well howie’s halfpipe has this exclusive story to expose to the people of Sydney.

Terrorism is in our midst. Each day the terrorists are hitting the beautiful harbour city, causing carnage and destruction throughout the CBD. Why is it that these terrorst have manged to slip under the radar why is it that we only hear about overseas terrorist attacks.

Howie’s Halfpipe specialist reporter ‘Robert Andrew’ today spoke with a Sydney security chief ‘David Aitken’.

Mr Aitken was disturbed that state and federal authorities had not yet noticed the attacks of terrorism and that Australia’s biggest city was under threat and no one even knew about it. “Its appalling and disturbing that we spend millions of dollars on security against terrorism and all of it seems to be a waste seeing as they haven’t notices the destruction of our way of life” Mr aitken said.

So where are these terrorist and where are the signs of destruction. We asked Mr aitken to pin point the attacks.

“The attacks are occurring not just once but several times a day, they are affecting tens of thousands of people each day. The terrorists have infiltrated Sydney’s transport network. Using cunning techniques instead of explosions, they are playing a mind game and trying to bring down our freedom and way of life. Instead of planting bombs they are causing ‘service disruptions’ on our rail network. Trains are not appearing at stations, station staff are being impolite. The terrorists are sneakily infiltrating the rail network over a long period of time. Sure explosions have worked in other major cities around the world But here due to the implementation of the GST and high tax rates the terrorists are finding explosives too expensive to purchase is Australia, and it is tedious having to fill out a Business Activity statement every three months.”

Mr Aitken has been in talks with Government Security Officials this week and a special task force is being set up to combat the terrorism in our city.

Code named ‘Operation Timetable”. The special task force will investigate the attacks and implement measures that will help ensure our way of life.

Just yesterday an extremist group called ‘cityrail’ claimed responsibility for the attacks in a short statement posted on a website saying

“it is our intention to dog you, make you late, disrupt your journey and cause city wide frustration.
We are not sorry and it seems you have no power to stop us”

Mr Aitken said “they will be stopped”

An interactive map of the disaster area can be seen by clicking here.