howie’s halfpipe

1.Person who you would most like to sit next to on a plane?

George W, because how cool it would be to be flying in Air Force 1

2.Person who you would least like to sit next to on a plane?

Donald Bradman – he’s dead, I don’t think it would be a pleasant trip

3.If you had $5 left in the world what would you buy?

2 600ml Coke buddies, one for me and one for the tax man how took the rest of my money.

4.If you could live anywhere where would it be?

Centrepoint tower – how cool it would be to have a revolving bathroom

5.If you discovered an uninhabited land, what would you name it?

Tasmania

6.List your top five desserts

1. Cherry ripe ice-cream from a tub (no longer exists)
2. Vienetta
3. pancakes
4. mobile fone biscuits
5. cold pizza

7. What is your least favoured edible item?

marzipan or anything from KFC

8.if someone made a film about you who would play your mother in the film?

Bet Midler

9. What song do you want played at your funeral?

Don’t dream its over – Crowded House

10.If you where sent to Mars what one item would you take with you?

Toilet paper

11. What would you do if you where given one week to live?

Go on a holiday around the world for 6 days using other stolen credit cards, then return and have lunch in the foodcourt.

12. What do you want the most of right now in your life?

For the bathroom to be free so I can empty my bulging bladder

13. If you could be the CEO of a manufacturing company what would your company manufacture?

orange road cones

14. If you had the use of a skywriter, what would you write?

poo

15. If you could build a tunnel from your house to anywhere in the world where would you build it to?

Westfield