poetry of the bowel
August 10, 2005 3:46 pm free stufflast wendesday i put out the challenge to write a poem called “the river of my bowel flows towards you”
There where 4 entrants and here they are.
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the river of my bowel flows towards you by libby
the river of my bowel flows towards you
like an uncontrollable natural phenomenon
the contents of which is inexplicable
i wish i could just hold it all in
the river of my bowel flows towards you by jenny
the river of my bowels flows towards you,
stand back
the river of my bowel flows towards you by lachy
I don’t have a clue
How to write a poem for you
All I have to do
Is include the word poo
Is that enough to win
I think not
That would go in the bin
I’ll have to include
A very funny word
This word could only be turd
Whether it be from man or bird
This is a hilariously funny word
This poem I think
Is on the brink
Of Poetic gold
Although the word turd
Is getting old
I still find it funny
Completely absurd
I am aware
That I have four
Lines in every stanza
And in the last more
In fact there are seven
That’s almost eleven
But not actually
In fact it’s no where near
You might just say
I put that there
So my poem might rhyme
The same with the word time
This is not worth winning
But this poor attempt
Has left me grinning
One last word: Contempt.
the river of my bowel flows towards you by Jo
the river of my bowel flows towards you
flowing
flowing
watch out, it’s liver cleansing
So there you have it folks. And the winner of the 50 cent coin goes to lachy.
jenny :
Date: August 10, 2005 @ 3:49 pm
is that just coz his was longest?
howie :
Date: August 10, 2005 @ 4:19 pm
yeah
Tamara :
Date: August 10, 2005 @ 6:18 pm
His tanked it up….go Stinkbag!!!
libby :
Date: August 10, 2005 @ 6:22 pm
for sure! lachy’s was the bomb by far
Ian Crane :
Date: August 10, 2005 @ 7:23 pm
it had the word turd- in it