I wont be blogging much this weekend as I’ll be away at a conference in the blue mountains for work. I’m not really sure why I am apologizing seeing as often lately I goes days on end without blogging. Its not because I don’t love you its just that I haven’t had much interesting stuff to say lately.

Nothing strange or weird happened to me today.

Actually that’s a lie something strange did happen.

This morning I was happily singing away to myself in the shower singing songs like ACE of Base ‘I saw the sign’ and ‘one more night’ by phil Collins.

Anyway after my shower I went into my room and I was talking to my self loudly and using accents and being lots of different characters. Most of the time was spent as a Texan evangelist who was preaching about bonds socks because at the time I was putting on bonds socks. The problem was that I thought no one else was home. Until tom banged on my bedroom door. Man I was embarrassed he laughed lots I laughed lots. He had been quite entertained laying in his bed listing to me through the wall.

Written on August 5th, 2005 , general chit chat

so far there have been three entires into the poetry competition.

Written on August 5th, 2005 , general chit chat

I was at work doing my thing. Then one of the young people came up to me and said “Howie would you like your bank card?” I
I was a bit shocked and pulled out my wallet. And low and behold my card was not in my wallet.

I never use my card at work there is no place I could use it. And to make tings more confusing she found my card under a seat that I hadn’t been near or sat on.

Very strange

Written on August 4th, 2005 , general chit chat

I havent had a competition in a while so I think its time to give away something again.

Although due to my lack of funds it wont be a free t-shirt. I’m sorry.

But you do have the chance of winning a 50 cent coin.

All you have to do is write me a poem and send it to freestuff@thehowie.net

Conditions of entry.

Your poem must be written by you
It must be titled “the river of my bowel flows towards you”

Entires close Wednesday the 10th of august

Written on August 3rd, 2005 , free stuff

there was some massive explosion then, it sounded like it was down in the hornsby quary. It was so loud and shoock the whole house.

crazy

Written on August 3rd, 2005 , general chit chat

Today in the office there was a barking dog ties to the sign post out the front. The stupid little yapping dog was going for a few minutes.
When it was time to go across to Westfield I went to the door and I think jenny opened the door anyway I said quite loudly “Hello Dog” Because I was going to give some attention the yapping dog. But as I said “hello Dog” two young ladies walked past the door.
I got the most dirty look from one of them. Obviously they though I was referring to them. Ooooops

Written on August 3rd, 2005 , Dogs

Written on August 1st, 2005 , general chit chat

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