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September 15, 2005 6:49 pm general chit chatI’m sick of being stopped by hawkers and salesmen trying to sign me up to save the children donations or trying to sell me phone packages. And they come out in force. Each day they swamp Hornsby station overpass and its very hard to get through without being stopped by one of the weasels.
Some people try talking on their phone or pretending to talk on their phone to get passed. But this may not always work .
I’m sick of it.
So I have invented the “Howie’s hawk crusher” a device that enables you a nice walk past hawkers without any interruptions.
at this stage it is only available in light green but hopefully red soon. The glass in the window is bullet proof and sales proof the light weight carbon fibre casing is ideal for all ages and folds away into a fridge size case.
Hopefully in the future I can extend the range to hold 2 people and some models up to 18 people.
Tom :
Date: September 15, 2005 @ 7:15 pm
Does it actually crush them or do you just walk by well protected. I think you should perhaps add special pepper spary cannons and flash-bang shooters to blind them when they see you. I think perhaps there needs to be a good mix of offensive and defensive measures.
But good on you.
howie :
Date: September 15, 2005 @ 11:09 pm
and cup holders i forgot cup holders
David Aitken :
Date: September 16, 2005 @ 6:39 am
i’d buy that. Please sell it to me. I nearly walked into one of those ******* yesterday. I yelled at him about save the children when he was Heart Research. They are getting more brazen. We really need this weapon.
Scott :
Date: September 16, 2005 @ 9:31 am
You have proven once again that you are in fact a genius.
I think I’d like to modify it by adding a sports exhaust, tints and some fully sick sub-woofers.
howie :
Date: September 16, 2005 @ 9:39 am
fully sick bro.
Gareth :
Date: September 16, 2005 @ 11:28 am
I’m thinking caltrops.
Joshy :
Date: September 16, 2005 @ 1:45 pm
Can we have a toilet in it too?
ben :
Date: September 16, 2005 @ 5:27 pm
what a creative idea howie! this is the first comment i have placed on your site, i have become very bored of jeeny’s. I was just wondering if it was remote controlled? and is there a seat so you don’t have to stand? As i am very short and quite the weak one i would find it diffucult to push such a large contraption and my need to seat down.
Ian Crane :
Date: September 16, 2005 @ 6:36 pm
we can call it the Howie Mobile
Tim :
Date: September 17, 2005 @ 6:18 pm
It should have everything. I believe that it is a wonderful idea and this contraption should have subwoofers, cupholders, flashbang launchers, a seat, a toilet, pepper spray, it should most definately be remote controlled, and the caltrops is a brilliant idea, i think those really big ones designed for tanks would be ideal, and that it should be powered be nitrous oxide.