Dear ASIO web trackers,

In case you are tracking my sight to gain information about my terrorist activities I would like to make the following statement.

It is true that I have not shaven in a while and have thus produced quite a thick beard. This beard is not in any way a reasons to suspect me as being a terrorist. I’m not a terrorist, I’m just lazy and cant be bothered shaving.

It may also come to your attention that I in the last 24 hours have been off on a camp at a rural property in western NSW. And yes several hours of the camp were spent I an underground cave system. I would like to point out that this camp was not a training camp for any militant group but merely a youth camp.

And just in case you have bugged me and have been listening to my conversations in the last few days, it is true that I was laughing at a joke told in Arabic, but I do not understand Arabic I merely laughed because the person who told the joke (who does speak Arabic but is not a terrorist) said in English before telling the joke “here is the joke in Arabic”.

So I conclude this letter by saying that yes I have a beard and yes I laugh at Arabic jokes and yes I was down in caves on a camp, but I am not a terrorist and I don’t know ant terrorist and I don’t agree with terrorism.

I would also like to add that if I do get detained, I don’t like sleeping on the top bunk.

sincerely.

Howie

Written on October 23rd, 2005 , general chit chat

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COMMENTS
    Asio Officer commented

    Thank you for explanation.

    Although we are still concerned about your reference to poo. We believe this may be a code word for something more sinister. And whether your blockage problems maybe due to your carrying substances in your body for terriost acts.

    We are still watching you…..

    Reply
    Sunday, October 23, 2005 at 7:55 pm
    Ben commented

    reading that reminded me of this pick up line “is your dad a terrorists, coz ur the bomb” or sumthing along those lines. i dont think it would get anywhere tho.

    Reply
    Monday, October 24, 2005 at 4:50 pm
    ben commented

    Did the Bevis kids behave themselves on your non-terrorist underground training camp?

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    Monday, October 24, 2005 at 4:58 pm
    Anmol commented

    Included it in ur Pod Cast it Will be hillarious, sort of like act this whole thing out

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    Monday, October 24, 2005 at 5:53 pm
    howie commented

    yah the bevis kids were good i think they werent in my gfroup though,

    Reply
    Monday, October 24, 2005 at 6:33 pm

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