there were reports of a bomb scare in Hornsby today. At first I heard from someone that it was in Westfield and that some of the entrances to the field of dreams were closed. Then someone sent me a sms saying that there was a bomb threat in the mall area, then my main man tom live from the scene called me to say that something was going down in hungry jacks. Now why on earth would someone threaten to bomb hungry jacks. Ok I know they have really slow service in the hornsby takeaway, and yes there is no one over the age of 11 working there, or maybe it’s the extremely bad post mix coke. Whatever it is it doesn’t warrant a bomb threat.
I can think of many more places in Hornsby that warrant bomb threats. Infact I have compiled a list of places that would be more beneficial of a bomb threat.
So here are my top five.
5. Someone’s letter box – I never got to blow up a letter box when I was younger.
4. Mick Gallagher’s van – not with him in it.
3. Hornsby Odeon Cinema – the screen is tiny, the seats smell like wee.
2. My office – ahhh I can sleep in for the rest of my life
And the number 1 is this monstrosity of a water feature.
Man can someone please blow it up or bulldoze it or throw rocks at it or something. Its so ugly.
i think that pick was taken when it was okld hornsby, or was it? it brings back memories
I called in a bomb threat on your office the other day……..then I found out it was just your dihorea
Mabey thats what they were threating them with
These is something like $100,000 worth of brass it in – send it to the scrap man.