Heya ladies

Tom and i went to Sal’s party tongiht, and it was a lot of fun. The party had a 1920′s theme so as you can see tom and i dressed up. I often get scared at parties becasue i dont know many people and i get nervous and the like. anyway i ended up being brave and working some party skills. I was talking to this girl and we talked for a while and there was no one else in close proximety to us. I needed to fart and i decided in my head that it would disperse before it would reach this girl. Anyway i farted and boy oh boy it stunk. But not only did it stink but it was so obvious is was me seeing asn there was no one else close, and it lingered, it caused quite a large awkward silence in our conversation. Very embarrising. Eventually our conversation fizzled and i made a b-line for the drinks table and someone new to talk to.

Written on October 29th, 2005 , general chit chat

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Gareth commented

If you carrion with such contamination it will add corruption to your crudentials causing defilement. Surely, this bog is the dregs of society’s dung and excrement. I would like to see your parent’s feces if they read such feculence, filthiness, and foul matter. Such foulness and garbage cannot be tolerated. It is a grime. This impurity is nothing to admire. The muck, mud, and nastiness are impossible to ordure. This pollution is just mere putrefaction of the putrescence of your putridity. We must refuse this rottenness. No time to discuzz this sediment. Sewage! Silt his sleazy throat! We can only slime higher! This must slop! How can one eat one sludge? Even if it slush? What smutter? Trash this place of uncleanness!

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Saturday, October 29, 2005 at 3:17 pm