I stole this questionnaire thingy from b’s blog.
1.If money were no object, what would you be doing with your life?
I’d probably be living on a massive property, that I would turn into a massive theme park. (and no it would not be like the neverland ranch). And I would work in the theme park, probably driving the train that goes right around the park.
2. Money is just that – an object, so why aren’t you doing it?
Because I don’t have that “object” which they call money. well I have some money but only enough to buy a few lunches in the foodcourt.
3. What’s better: horses or cows?
cows, they have fun spots, they have udders which are both useful and amusing and their skin makes good wallets.
4. What do you think the secret to happiness is?
The secret to happiness is the following, well the following are tools which are required if you which to reach a state of happiness.
A practical and sustained relationship with God
A 600ml coke
Sunlight
DVD’s
Friends
a comfy bed
toothpaste
underpants
and the joy of others smiling.
5. When was the last time you had a dream that you either remember well or did not want to awake from? Can you share a bit?
I remember my dreams in the morning but then by the time I get in the shower I have forgotten most of my dream. I don’t like waking up from dreams that are fun or something big is about to happen. Often my dreams are like watching television like the camera angle changes and stuff.
6. When you were a little kid, what did you want to be when you grew up?
A milkman or a train driver
7. Complete this statement: Love is……
love is educational
8. Can you tell a good story?
When I was in London in 1992 I was on the London underground with my parents and we pulled into an abandoned station. It was weird and the doors of the train didn’t open. But the train just sat there. Then an announcement came over the stations PA system saying “guard, do not open the train doors this station has been evacuated due to a bomb threat”. My mum was quite freaked. So there we where sitting on a train in an evacuated station. Eventually the train moved on and we got to our station. was that good enough story?
9. Can you remember your last daydream? What was it about?
just today, I was in ikea getting so much fun stuff, not just looking but buying it.
10. If you were to thank someone today, who would you thank?
I’d thank Jenny. thankyou jenny.