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Or is it something more cunning?

Lat last night a block of units on Epping road in Lane Cove began to sink into the ground. residents were shocked to see a large hole appear around the units and the building slowly began to sink. Fire fighters were forced to break down doors to evacuate sleeping residents. The giant hole which caused havoc with Sydney’s peak our traffic today has been linked to the construction of the “Lane Cove tunnel” project. The opposition is want a full enquiry into the disaster calling it ‘Another Sydney tunnel mistake”. But thehowie.net reporters have this special insight into the late night disaster.
Apparently the disappearing unit block is linked to terrorism,. The PM today announced that there was a ASIO intelligence stating that there are plans for a terrorist attack on Sydney and that the new terror laws will be rushed through Parliament later tonight. ASIO has been monitoring terrorist activity on Australian shores and in expected to reveal in a press conference tomorrow that the Lane Cove unit incident is a result of Terrorism. It is believed that due to uncontrollable population grown in mainland china that the Chinese government has been forced to acquire residential dwellings from out side the borders. Just to keep up with the growth and demand for domestic housing. The Chinese Government has been digging through the earth to Australia and acquiring houses late at night using advanced tunnelling and acquisition technology.
ASIO is expected to release a security development plan in the next few weeks to help reduce the risk of more dwellings disappearing underground.
The Chinese Government has declined to comment.