Yay for Australia
November 9, 2005 7:30 pm general chit chatThings are looking up
By Howie
I awoke in the night with a sinking feeling
my apartment had fallen through my neighbours ceiling.
I looked out the window to see the ground rising
The whole apartment building seemed to be diving.
I turned on the television to see the news channel
my apartment was now part of the lane cove tunnel
A quick way to the city through my underground drag
the problem being I haven’t registered for e-tag
The next day I was late to work due to the traffic
My employer fired me, saying “you don’t fit our demographic”
Apparently overnight the PM changed some workplace laws
So now my job security has gone due to a new sub clause
Down in the dumps I fell into depression
Shaving became a chore that moved into a facial recession
Apparently overnight the PM changed some ASIO laws
No longer beards shall be accepted on these shores
Detained without reason I was raided in the night
My family was not told and I refused to contrite
The media was told that terror I had planned
Because of a long beard I was a persecuted man
Next week I have to appear in an immigration court
I have breached my visa so next an upcoming deport
Back to a nation where human rights are a un heard of
Australia was a refuge, I was expecting brotherly love
but things are looking up
Lachy :
Date: November 9, 2005 @ 7:44 pm
Well done.
Asio Officer :
Date: November 9, 2005 @ 11:10 pm
we are watching you.
even though we know in real life you have no beard, We know of your hatred for our government and way of life.
your on ur list. You talk so much about the lane cove incident with the units collapsing. We beieve you maybe resposible yourself.
howie :
Date: November 9, 2005 @ 11:44 pm
yep i’m always talking about the lane cove incident in fact this poem is the second time i have mentioned it. Dam i must be a suspect.
How many times have you pulled the ASIO gag now?
Justine :
Date: November 10, 2005 @ 9:18 am
well done well done. funny and true.
Ludicrousity :
Date: November 10, 2005 @ 5:33 pm
Haha! Very cool!
Ian :
Date: November 10, 2005 @ 5:38 pm
haha another ASIO officer on this website eh….hmmm I think they must know me. SO FUNNY BUT! and true. Howie should be famous