If by chance you decide to mow the lawn, do not do so if you are only wearing shorts. Especially if the lawn mower does not have its catcher on the back, and especially not if the grass has not been cut for several months. The result is quite painful and a tedious process of removing chunks of rock and stick from the outer flesh of the lower leg proceeds the task.

Written on November 21st, 2005 , general chit chat

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    tim commented

    now by any chance are you referring to yourself, and if so how deep did the chunks go and didf you need stiches? cos mate that sounds like one nasty gash. hope you alright.

    tim

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    Tuesday, November 22, 2005 at 11:53 am
    howie commented

    nah i’m allright. It wasnt too bad not really any blood.

    i’m a real man i can take the pain

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    Tuesday, November 22, 2005 at 2:24 pm
    Ludicrousity commented

    Thanks for the pointer. I’ll try to remember that for all the times that I mow. Wait, I’ve never mowed, but maybe one day. Maybe one day…

    Reply
    Tuesday, November 22, 2005 at 6:12 pm

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