tonight as I was walking home from commy dinner I walked past the park. Outside the park was 2 cops and 2 men talking to the cops.
I walked past them and as I was walking past the TAFE a man came jogging out of the carpark in the dark. He saw me and slowed down and then walked beside me asking me how I was going and how was my day? He was a friendly chap he then asked me what was happening at the park and if I saw anything. I told him that there was some cops and 2 men they were standing around chatting. He said good ok, and swore a bit then he told me to have a good night and ran off into the distance.
then as I was walking through the lane near my house I heard a rustle in the bushes and then the man appeared again from behind a shrub and said “oh few its just you again” He then asked if there were any cops following me. I said no. He then walked beside me again. chatting away, he told me what he had done and talked about how he was probably going to get a fine and a call from the cops in the morning. then he ran off into the distance again and I walked on home.

So what did he do?
Yea, what did he do?!
i know what he did
I dont know that posting it on the web is a good thing to do. but he wasnt really all that naughty.
Did it involve poo? Flaming poo?? In a bag : P