well today was day 8 of this bout of bowel malfunction.
I think i may be on the mend, today my bowels feel like someone has hit me in the gut and its just the feeling of bruising,. whihc doesnt sound all that much like improvment but it is, before it felt like it was constantly bubbling away all day and night and at the same time like there was something pulling and tuggin on my intestines. so i’m quite content with the bruised feeling. so much so that i have eaten 5 pieces of plain toast today, my biggest day of eating since all this began.

and only 1 explosion this morning,

you poor people having to read about my malfunctioning body. maybe i can blog something interesting one day again.

Written on January 19th, 2006 , the body

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    Ty commented

    Something apart from bowels would be good. I love poo stuff more than most, but usually in the not real category, like that scene from the Nutty Professor.

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    Friday, January 20, 2006 at 11:46 am
    Ludicrousity commented

    What a charming read… :P

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    Friday, January 20, 2006 at 1:12 pm
    lesley commented

    Were you ever diagnosed with irritable bowel syndrome? Maybe you could see a naturopath. They could suggest some treatment that would complement traditional medicines. Aloe vera tablets, peppermint, etc.

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    Friday, January 20, 2006 at 10:03 pm
    howie commented

    yes lesley i was diagnosed with irritable bowel syndrome whihc is why i think this saga has gone on for so long, its probably just a bit of food poisioning but becasue i have IBs its just amplified.

    damn bowels.

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    Friday, January 20, 2006 at 10:38 pm
    steve commented

    all praying for you mate – anita says to get gastrolyte from the chemist – just this sweet/salty stuff you drink to replace fluids etc.

    hope you get better soon – still blaming it on the soy milk myself :)

    Reply
    Saturday, January 21, 2006 at 10:35 am

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