V for Violation

6:30 pm the body

Well I just went to the urologist.

I was nurvous and rightly so i would say, i have never been so violated in my life.

I wont go into details but listen to this sentance from the urologist lady as i was laying half naked on her bed thing.

“Ok now roll onto your side and bring you knee’s up to your chest”

I tell you what, i hope i never run in to this lady in a supermarket.

As a side note for those of you who are actually wondering what the urologiost said in terms of my infections. I need to go and get an IVP and also cystoscopy . both of these procedures will be carried out at concord hospital sometime in the next 3 - 4 weeks. I have a perscription for more antibiotics in case the infection flares up while i’m at uluru in a week or so.



6 Responses
  1. david :

    Date: April 5, 2006 @ 7:31 pm

    Come on a little more detail…

  2. Ben Harris :

    Date: April 5, 2006 @ 9:54 pm

    thats hilarious although i still dont get it.

  3. howie :

    Date: April 5, 2006 @ 10:58 pm

    well ben, after i brough my knees to my chest she began to put on a rubber glove.

    david i dont think blog is the best forum to release complete details of the experience, but you can read about the procedure in my upcoming book entitled “sticky date”

  4. david :

    Date: April 6, 2006 @ 12:47 am

    I just read about the cystoscopy…Man that sucks.. They better fix you good and proper after putting you through that!

  5. david :

    Date: April 6, 2006 @ 8:55 pm

    Are you going for a general or local anesthetic.. I would go for the general..The idea of watching someone do that procedure would be too much for me.

  6. howie :

    Date: April 7, 2006 @ 1:43 pm

    in oz i think they only do it with local

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