Poor old howie cant drive casue his eyes are too broken, poor old howie cant get cheap train trips casue his eyes arnt broken enough.
Oh how much since i turned 15 have i wanted to drive. Now there is a way.

this little guy! He is a 4 wheeled electric scooter that is for driving on the footpath. i could drive places (not quickly) but i could drive. If it rains no worries, if its too hot well the doors are removable.
it has a max speed of 10km/h but thast ok i’d be happy with that. It comes in different colours.
all i need now is $8,800

ill chip in $8.80
i’ll double it