howie’s halfpipe

this is a spam email i got today about sandals.

Hello Sir/Madam,

A new and funky product, sandals without shoelaces, that you may be interested in. This product is getting hot in Japan and US. For more info, please go to our website

We sell this product to HK and Japan, and are wondering if you would like to sell this product in your country.
 NAKED SANDALS

Naked Sandals are full of FUN !

It basically is a pair of flip-flop without shoelace, so people will literally think you are barefoot.

The sandal is designed to be worn in fashion show, home, park, on pool deck, at the camp site, to the market or just out for a walk. Almost any where you go, you can step lively in this funky sandal.

Creative – No tan lines, no blisters, anything between your toes, and all the comforts of being barefoot without the pain.

Amazing – No residue left on your feet after removing the sandal.

Stylish – You can go barefoot or wear stock or with the accessories you like, such as toe rings and foot thongs. Go with naked sandals and set a fashion.

Reusable – The adhesive is activated when the sandals are washed then dried and the whole washing process will only take you less than one minute.

Any questions, please feel free to contact us.

Thank you
Jeffrey