howie’s halfpipe

One of the most exciting parts of my birthday is that it is at the end of winter. So i know that just after my birthday it should start getting warmer again.

I hate winter, the cold miserable season. Sure some people like winter becasue its ski season, well isnt that good for them, personally i have never seen snow. I dont really want to, i can see it on tv i dont want to go to the snow casue its cold. cold sucks. In winter you cant walk around bare foot just in shorts and a t shirt. ok you can walk around in shorts and just a t shirt but you would be purple and blue and cold and shivering.

I like it warm, i like it hot. All thourgh summer i use a doona on my bed, during winter i have to use 2 doonas and an electric blanket, if it was summer all year i wouldnt have to waste so much electricity.

Oh how i’m looking forward to summer, even more so now that i’m in my own house and i have to do all many stuff like mow the lawn. You can be damn sure that if its a hot day i’m gonna be out there mowing the lawn in shorts, work boots and no shirt. my pasty white skin will be browner than vegimite on rye bread.

The beach and icy cold coke. bring it on.

i think i might start a petition to the australian government to increase greenhouse gas emitions, sure a few insignificant countries may end up under water. but they are no use to us. especially now that johnny cant even process asylum seekers off shore. poor johnny wasnt that *sad for him having to cancel the bill.Anyway back to my pont more greenhouse gas emitions more heat meaning more summer.

*that statement was made for dramatic effect, I actually quite enjoyed the fact aht johnny had to scrap his proposal for processing asylum seekers off shore. i feel its time for him to step down. I guess i should also say that i dont really want australi to increas its greenhouse gas emitions. but rather reduce them, i will just need to find other ways of making summer longer, like moving to queensland.