the following can be found in the macquarie dictionary.

Poo Bum An anoying person

here are our new boys.

Ham and Pineapple

ham

pieapple

Ha, ha-ha, ha-ha
Ha, ha-ha, ha
Ha-ha, ha-ha, ha-ha
Ha, ha-ha, ha

It’s funny how a man only thinks about the…
You got a real big heart, but I’m looking your…
You got real big brains, but I’m looking at your…
Girl, there ain’t no pain in me looking at your…

I don’t give a…
Keep looking at my…
‘Cause it don’t mean a thing if you’re looking at my…
I’m a do my thing while you’re playing with your…
Ha, ha-ha, ha-ha, ha-ha

Every boy’s the same
Since up in the seventh grade
They been trying to get with me
Trying to Ha, ha-ha, ha, ha-ha
They always got a plan
To be my one and only man
Want to hold me with their hands
Want to Ha, ha-ha, ha, ha-ha
I keep turning them down
But, they always come around
Asking me to go around
That’s not the way it’s going down

‘Cause they only want
Only want my ha, ha-ha
Ha, ha-ha
Only want what they want
But, na, ah-ah
Na, ah-ah

It’s funny how a man only thinks about the…
You got a real big heart, but I’m looking at your…
You got real big brains, but I’m looking at your…
Girl, there ain’t no pain in me looking at your…

don’t give a…
Keep looking at my…
‘Cause it don’t mean a thing if you’re looking at my…
I’m a do my thing while you’re playing with your…
Ha, ha-ha, ha-ha, ha-ha

Do you know that no
Don’t mean yes, it means no
So just hold up, wait a minute
Let me put my two cents in it
One, just be patient
Don’t be rushing
Like you’re anxious
And two, your just too aggresive
Trying to get your Ahh

Do you know that I know?
And I don’t want to go there

They Only want
Only want my ha, ha-ha
Ha, ha-ha
Only want what they want
But, na, ah-ah
Na, ah-ah

It’s funny how a man only thinks about the…
You got a real big heart, but I’m looking at your…
You got real big brains, but I’m looking at your…
Girl, there ain’t no pain in me looking at your…

I don’t give a…
Keep looking at my…
‘Cause it don’t mean a thing if you’re looking at my…HAH
I’m a do my thing while you’re playing with your…
Ha, ha-ha, ha-ha, ha-ha

Boomp-boomp, Boomp-boomp
Boomp, boomp-boomp
Boomp-boomp, Bomp,Boomp, boomp-boomp
[Repeated]

Ooh, you’ve got it bad I can tell
You want it bad, but oh well
Dude, what you got for me
Is something I
Something I don’t need
Heeeeeeyyy!

It’s funny how a man only thinks about the…
You got a real big heart, but I’m looking at your…
You got real big brains, but I’m looking at your…
Girl, there ain’t no pain in me looking at your…

I don’t give a…
Keep looking at my…
‘Cause it don’t mean a thing if you’re looking at my…
I’m a do my thing while you’re playing with your…
Ha, ha-ha, ha-ha, ha-ha

It’s funny how a man only thinks about the…
You got a real big heart, but I’m looking at your…
You got real big brains, but I’m looking at your…
Girl, there ain’t no pain in me looking at your…

I don’t give a…
Keep looking at my…
‘Cause it don’t mean a thing if you’re looking at my…
I’m a do my thing while you’re playing with your…
Ha, ha-ha, ha-ha, ha-ha

If one of my friends is standing there chatting to me and there fly is wide open, i would tell them.

but when its a stranger its not somethig that you just say. The other problem is that once you have spotted that someones fly is down, it becomes quite distracting, you loose your place in the conversation because you are thinking about them, what are they thinking, do they know their fly is down, are they just not pulling it up becasue then i’ll know it was down and i will laugh at them. is there fly broken and they are hoping that no one notices.

well last night i had this problem. i had never met the person before, we where chatting and their fly was down. to make matters worse they where wearing jeans that where a bit tight so when they put their hands in their pockets the fly would open up.

poor fella probably had no idea, but there was no way i was going to say anything, not becasue i didnt want to but beasue i didnt wan tto embarriss the man.

we fixed it up good. no one gonna use it now

the the 50,000th visitor to my blog was joshy.

Well done joshy.

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