the howie

Greg wiggle has stepped down from the wiggles due to ilness, his understudy will take hos place as the new yellow wiggle.

The big read car may loose its driver.

It is rumoured that Greg Page will announce that he is leaving the wiggles at a press conference tomorrow, or is it worse are all the wiggles calling it quits ???????

first Thorpe now greg the yellow wiggle maybe john howard is next ?

Things given to mankind by the Lord,
 

Ice cold Coca-cola
BBQ’s
Cricket telecasts
Westfield
Love
Oporto norm burger
Lasagna
Chai tea
Video Cameras
Scaffolding
Steam trains
Airports
Doughnuts
Tooheys New
Macintosh computers
U2
Neil Finn
Automatic doors
Ipods
Poo jokes
Futurama
The Chaser
Broadband internet
Whose line is it anyway
Chicken nuggets

Things given to us by The devil man,
 

Pepsi
Sun dried tomatoes
Tennis
KFC
Marzipan
Fruit cake
Christmas pudding
Coffee
Cityrail
Microsoft
IBM
Sony
Big Brother
George W and his Australian puppet
War
Paris Hilton
Richard Wilkins
1 ply toilet paper
Conan O’brian
Chevy Chase
Dial up internet
Mayonnaise
Tasmania

What kind of cheese is made backwards?

this weeks prize is a map of thee hornsby train station bus interchange

Today was christmas card making day, I like making them its good fun, a bit tedious at times but my cards are well recived so its worth it.

To celebrate shirts off summer I bought 4 shirts on the internet, 2 of them arrived today. 

Australia wins the  firs ashes test by 277 runs.

well done boys.

today i never even took a shirt out of the cupboard, i got up had a shower and went for the undies and shorts, thats it!

I’m such a man, I even went out into the sun for like 30 minutes.

I’m gonna be so brown this summer!

circket on the big screen, oh yeah!

this is gonna be a tops summer

Today i redeamed my first award from fly buys. I have been a flybuys member since 2000 and today i got to redmea a $50 voucher for coles Myer.

Oh yeah, what a sweet deal, if my calculations are correct it only cost $16,250 to get a $50 voucher. 

Beautiful hot sunny days, I love them.

I dont however love them when i’m stuck inside and more so that fact that in my job i dont think i am allowed to take my shirt off. I cant understand why, surely its ok for youthworkers to have no shirt on. Its not like i’m fat or anything

I’m not inspired to blog at the moment, I wont be until the first of December, We went over our download limit already this month so we have to spend the rest of the month at dial up speed. 28kps oh yeah!

It sucks bad, it takes so long for pages to load, they end up timing out casue its taking so damn long.

I hate, dial is of the devil, get behind me satan. bring back my heavenly broadband.

I’m about to teach a bunch of students about schools work, I hope i can get some of them in trouble.

I know that is a pretty hard hitting statement, but how often do youy go past a church that has one of those billboards out the front with some word play that is somehow supposed to make you explore your faith and attend church. Often they make me cringe and i feel embarrased on behalf of the church displaying it and more so behalf of the person who came up with the idea.

I dont really understand why christian advertising is so bad, a company that is selling washing detergent has more pulling power with people than a christians who are trying to pitch Jesus and eternal life. All we come up with is puns on a tacky billboard.

anyway.

But today there was one that i actually quite liked, it said “beat the christmas rush, come to church this sunday”

Ham and Pineapple really hate tank cleaning day!

little wuss bags

Edge, Bono and Pearl jam just opened the make poverty history concert.

And i have it saved on my lappy.

the melbourne make poverty history gig is being webcast tonight here

from 7:30pm

Today i got my brand new 4GB green ipod nano for only $135 instead of the normal $299. Praise the Lord for wedding presents in the form of gift vouchers!

And to make the day even more grand, instead of bringing a can of coke from home to dinrk at work, I got to buy a buddy, first the ipod then i got to celebrate my new purchase with an ice cold buddy. oh yeah!

Tengo un fondo lindo

Was just on the phone to my Mum, my cat ‘rolley’ died yesterday.

Thats is sad, he was my little buddy. the last year or so he has had a cancer growing in his mouth which the couldnt really operate on. Apparenty the last few weeks he was in heaps of pain and the cancer thing was oozing everywhere.

Poor little guy, he was such a placid friendly little cat, he was a pansy too, scared of birds.

bye bye little buddy.