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The following was found in a church bulletin, christians really need to find better ways of doing PR

WHY JESUS IS BETTER THAN SANTA

Santa lives in the North Pole - JESUS is everywhere

Santa rides in a sleigh - JESUS rides on the wind and walks on the water

Santa comes once a year - JESUS is an ever-present help

Santa fills your stocking with goodies - JESUS supplies all your needs

Santa come down your chimney uninvited - JESUS stands at your door and knocks, and then he enters your heart when invited

You have to wait in line to see Santa - JESUS is as close as the mention of his name

Santa lets you sit on his lap - JESUS lets you rest in his arms

Santa doesn’t know your name, all he can say is “Hii little boy (or girl) what’s your name?” - JESUS knew our name before we did. Not only does he know our name, He knows our address too. He knows our history and future and he even knows how many hairs are on our heads

Santa has a belly like a bowl of jelly - JESUS has a heart full of love

All Santa can offer is HO HO HO - JESUS offers help, hope and heaven

Santa says “you better not cry” - JESUS says “cast all your cares on me for i care for you”

Santa’s little helpers make toys - JESUS makes new life, mends wounded hearts, repairs broken homes and builds mansions

Santa is a ‘jolly old elf’ - JESUS is the king of kings

Santa may make you chuckle but - JESUS gives you joy that is your strength

While Santa puts gifts under your tree - JESUS became our gift and died on a tree