I was thinking that it’s high time i blogged something controversial and offensive, so here it is.

I’m starting to get a little bored with Westfield Hornsby

this morning pineapple removed his head from behind the filter inlet where he has been hiding lately. he came up to the front of the tank to get his breakfast. thats very exciting, it measn he’s starting to settle into his new home and no so scared anymore.

turtles are such amazing creature, its so fun just watching them swim around, they are so busy.

Last ngiht the pom’s won the cricket!

Today is raining and all grey and gloomy, first the dogs win the cricket, then they rub salt in our wounds by leaving us with their weather!

Well done to Glenn McGrath for getting a wicket on his last ball playing cricket at the SCG.

Not so well done to the Australian’s in terms of batting so far 5/67…dear oh dear

Tuna sandwich’s for dinner followed by a box of TeeVee snack, with a can of coke on the side. Oh Yeah!

It’s friday, you know what to do.

American TV stations should block Australia from being able to see up to date information regarding their tv shows on their websites.

Its not that hard to do, but just so when a series starts on Aus tv like prison break or something you dont go visit the website and then find yourself finding out what happens in the rest of the series.

Lots of websites block different countries from seeing some of the content i think more tv show webistes should do it.

jenny looks it up all the time to see whats happeing in up coming weeks especially with shows like survivor and amazing race.

Today I played with Hannah’s magnadoodle

from t-shirts.com

The Definitive Poo

By Maureen McAuley

The poo of all poos
Is not easy to do.
And the skill to achieve it
Is given to few.
Since the moment of birth,
I have harbored the aim,
And now at five months
My ambition’s the same.
  I have practiced like mad
In this short space of time,
And dozens of nappies
Have weighed down the line.
But is spite of my efforts
And great concentration
I have yet to experience
The wondrous elation
Of having produced
The definitive poo,
With the just right quality,
Odour and hue.
 It must be a big one,
Right down to my feet;
It must make Dad stagger,
Fall back on his seat;
It must come along when
It’s most unexpected;
It must cause amazement
When it’s first detected;
It must be accomplished
When visitors call;
But- best of all –
It must really appall!
  But filling a nappy
Is no easy feat,
Though I will continue
My own goal to meet.
My red face and groans
May be funny to you,
But BEWARE this could be
The DEFINITIVE POO!

Yesterday was the day of the big move. Putting our two lovely boys, ham and pineapple, into their new tank.

It was a big move, moving lights, and filters, and bubble makers and rocks and the turtles themselves.

this big new tank is supposed to be their perfect home, the freedom to swim around happily with no walls close by.

As you can see in this photo there is not a turtle in sight. since moving them they have both been hiding behind their platform, in a space far smaller than their original tank!

Stupid turtles, hopefuly the trauma of the move will wear off soon and they will be swimming happily around their new abode.

Went to the CD launch of Bevis tonight. It was good, I think its a fare statement to say taht he’s getting better, and he wasnt even crap before. so good job.

go buy his CD’s, tell him i sent you, (you’ll either get a discount or he will rip you off)

Happy birthday Tom, my buddy!

England won the cricket!

I dont know whether to clap or cry.