stupid damn birds, dogs and people under the age of 12
April 2, 2007 12:21 pm pictures in paintEvery morning I am awoken ealry by the sound of 50,000 birds in the tree outside my window, 67,000 barking yapping dogs over the fence and 47,000 screaming child persons.
Due to the tight law type restrictions in our fine country, it seems i would get in trouble if i was to chop down all the trees so birds would have no where to sit, thus dying a painful ‘no place to sit death’. And I would also get in trouble if i was to remove the barking components of the neighbours dogs, sop that they would die a slow “painful but extrememly quiet death”. and as if our laws wherent strict enough I would get in the most trouble i was to just shoot the kids over the fence. I mean it wouldnt be in cold blood or anything, the little turds deserve it! and they could die a “i’m a an anoying 7 year old who will no longer keep my neaighbours awake death”
Stupid country not allowed to do anything!
well i have come up with a solution.
Justine :
Date: April 2, 2007 @ 1:09 pm
Isn’t the door to your house more to the left of that picture?
and why aren’t you wearing any clothes whilst pullying the ‘dome of silence?’
howie :
Date: April 2, 2007 @ 1:33 pm
its not my house is the special ‘display’ house at the big convenvtion that i’m going to launch the ‘dome on no animal noises’ at.
and the nude person is a model not me, only casue i know that nude girls are good marketing strategies.
Justine :
Date: April 2, 2007 @ 5:05 pm
lol. fair enough then. i ’spose those are good excuses.
although you do know that if you fed the birds elsewhere in the yard they shouldn’t land in that tree?
maybe they’re international photographers tryingt to catch a glimpse of you for millions of magazines
scott :
Date: April 3, 2007 @ 8:39 am
I am still somewhat concerned by your definition of early. If you ever move next door to me, I may shortly thereafter be murdered. On weekdays I start my car at 5:50am to go to work… and, I feel comfortable mowing the lawn at 8am on a weekday and 9am on a weekend.
My advice is:
1) Go to bed earlier
2) Buy ear muffs
3) have your own children and be woken by them at 6am anyway (I don’t have my own yet but I believe that’s how it works).
howie :
Date: April 3, 2007 @ 10:17 am
Ah scott my friend!
5:50am is not early, its still the middle of the friggin night!
early is the period between 6:30am and 9:30am
i have ear plugs but by the morning they have fallen out and i cant find them anymore.
you are a lucky man to no be my neighbour!
I’d have to open a big can of wupp ass on ya