I often come across this problem when i have a cold.
When i blow my nose due to the increased volume of snot, it doesnt all make it to the tissue.
Not becasue i have bad nasal aim, but becasue a majority of the green liquid discharge gets tangled in my mostache.
I then need another tissue to clean the hairy patch.

maybe you should shave off the mustache
Message for Jenny – You have yourself quite the catch there with this fine man.
yes. apparently.