getting out of husband duties

10:46 pm general chit chat

I’m going to invent a machine that puts the bins out for me, oh and mows the lawn.



6 Responses
  1. Scott :

    Date: May 10, 2007 @ 7:43 am

    For $50 a week I could be that machine.

    I love mowing all 730sq/m’s of my lawn.

  2. jenny :

    Date: May 10, 2007 @ 12:43 pm

    In that case Howie, can you invent another machine that:
    - does the washing
    - hangs out the washing
    - brings in the washing
    - folds and puts away the washing
    - stacks the dishwasher
    - unloads the dishwasher
    - makes lunch
    - cleans the bathroom
    - puts out clean towels
    - strips the bed
    - makes the bed
    - vacuums
    - wipes the benches
    - cooks dinner
    - restocks the fridge with coke/diet coke
    - dusts
    - fixed the couch cushions
    - waters the plants
    - weeds
    - prunes
    - cleans the boys tank
    - shops
    - cleans windows

    Don’t worry about having an ironing setting

  3. howie :

    Date: May 10, 2007 @ 12:47 pm

    so your happy to mow the lawn aswell then?

  4. howie :

    Date: May 10, 2007 @ 12:49 pm

    Scott I’m not allowed to pay you $50 to mow our lawn. But i will find some other method of payment. Can you put out bins?

  5. Jo :

    Date: May 10, 2007 @ 1:48 pm

    i’m sorry jenny, we tried to train robert to do all those things, but we failed…..:-(

  6. jenny :

    Date: May 10, 2007 @ 2:50 pm

    lol Jo. He did do all his own washing at the frenchs.

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