This morning wife and i decided to head into brisbane city for a wander around. We drove to south bank and parked the yellow getz then walked across the river (using the bridge). Eventually we ended up in the botanical gardens where we sat on a park bench and planned our next move. Wife tooka few photos then i stood up and realised i had sat in something wet. on inspection it was quite yellow. wife gave it the sniff test and and saidv “nah thats wee”
so then walking back through the city with someone else wee hanging off my butt we went back to the car where i got to sit on a map as we drove back here to our shoe box apartment.
I don’t know what is more disturbing, that you sat in someone else’s wee or that your wife smelt your butt to find out.