howie’s halfpipe

howie’s steps to neutral blogging

July 10, 2007 2:38 pm howie howie's halfpipe Admin

To help reduce my blogs impact on global warming I have decided to invest in a post recycling scheme. From now on all you read will be a rehash of stuff I have written before.
AlsoI’mgoingtolimittheuseofthespacebar, asthespacebarusesfarmoreenergythanotherkeysonthekeyboard duetoitsunnecessarysizecomparedwihtotherkeys
I am installing energy saving banners, which like the light globes will take a long time to load and will cast a dull gloom over the site.
to assist in easing the affects of the drought I am placing a bucket under my desk, so that when i burst out into tears whilst viewing the declining visitor statistics i can collect the tears and use the full bucket to drown my sorrows.
Last but not least, every time someone leaves a comment I will steal your personal detials and sell them to companies and organisations that will send you tonnes and tonnes of paper telling you how to save the world by using less paper and giving them money so that you can be carbon neutral. In tern they will give you a water saving shower head whcih means you will have longer showers becasue those stupid damn things give you bugger all presure.

6 Responses

jenny :

Date: July 10, 2007 @ 2:42 pm

you already have my personal details, so leaving this comment shouldn’t harm me in anyway more than not commenting
Dave :

Date: July 10, 2007 @ 3:59 pm

I hate water saving shower heads
howie :

Date: July 10, 2007 @ 9:30 pm

I hate them too, A Jihad on water saving shower heads
Scott :

Date: July 11, 2007 @ 8:50 am

At last, someone who doesn’t pretend they are the be all and end all of knowledge on climate change. Nothing annoys me more than 16 year olds who hear Wolfmother (who suck by the way. If I wanted to hear bad Led Zeppelin Rrip-offs I could probably go to Rooty Hill RSL on any given Friday) say “save the planet” and then go on lecturing anybody with an ear about how much they know.

Wow, I think I forgot to take my happy pills this morning.
Dave :

Date: July 11, 2007 @ 9:56 am

… either that or you were forced to have a shower using a water saving shower head. I poor shower experience can ruin your whole day.
howie :

Date: July 11, 2007 @ 10:05 am

yeah i think the live earth thing was a bit of a crock, thousands of people didnt go becasue they are passionate about climate change, they went casue they liked the line up.
I think climate change is a real and big issue and doing our bit is important but i too dont know all the answers.