For about the last 2 years and much more frequent in the last few months, I make those security things at the doors to shops beep.
Its weird cause it doesnt happen in every shop. sometimes its just when i walk in. and sometimes its the bad one, only when i walk out.
I havent done any shop lifting i promise. Its annoying though. often i warn the shop assistants that i’m going to beep on the way out. I’m sure sometimes they think i’m shifty.
maybe when i had the camera up the bum they left a barcode inside me or something.