I got a Ryobi cordless drill from my parents for my birthday.
got to go pick it out in bunnings today.

i’m almost a real husband, all I need now is a ladder, sand paper, tv in the shed and a bar fridge.

in our office on thursdays there is a bunch of little old ladies doing bits and pieces.

I just got to experience one of them breaking wind just beside my head.

lovely.

I had my x-ray this morning to see if i need to get my wisdom pulled out or not. And low and behold siting in the waiting room with me was the king himself, Elvis.

the x-ray was pretty dull, although the lady doing it was a cross between a school teacher and a jail warden. She was quite patronising and said everything very loudly and in a teacher ‘your in trouble’ kind of voice.

“put your mouth here”
“move your head this way”
“put your feet here, no here, a bit more”
“dont move”
“put that in the bin”
“pick up 10 papers at recess”
“stop chewing on your glue stick”

I took the photos laying down at the top of our driveway, they are in reverse order, the top photo is the most recent.

if only our neighbors didnt have a password on their wireless network

washed down with some ice cokd coke and followed by vientta

now that i am officially old i can do the following

fart loudly in public places

have an unlimited number of daily naps

complain about young people

wet myself

tell long winded stories that no one wants to hear starting with ‘when i was young’

tuck my button up shirt into my high riding pants

hide my balding head with a bus driver hat

wear knee high socks with shorts in summer

have dinner at 4:30pm

flirt with the nurses in the hospital after my hip replacement

complain that everything is too loud

I just went to woolworths to buy some donuts for work today.
Josh and i where putting the packs into a trolley and a little angry bakery man came out from under a loaf of bread or something and told us off for buying all the donuts. That we need to order if we are going to take lots of packets.
he mumbled something about emppty shelves get him in trouble.

take a chill pill woolies, heaven forbid i that i spend money in your supermarket.

i did buy 108 donuts. only $17

I’m not convinced the new wordpress is their best. It seems to have less freedom than previous versions.
not a fan of the thew side bar widgets either.

I’m no trendy inner city dweller who thinks its trendy to buy clothes from op shops and then walk around with ken done prints on a faded yellow shirt. Personally i’m too cool for op shop tops. But i’m not too cool to snatch up a real beauty.

picked up this baby in wombat today.

I would be fare to say that i’m hooked into the new series of Australian Idol.

In the AFL tipping comp last week I got 7/8 games right!
this weekend 7/8 again!

thankyou thankyou very much