parental drilling

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I got a Ryobi cordless drill from my parents for my birthday.
got to go pick it out in bunnings today.
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i’m almost a real husband, all I need now is a ladder, sand paper, tv in the shed and a bar fridge.

bourne again again

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myself, wife and sister inlaw just saw ‘The Bourne Ultimatum”
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It was good, it had the same excitement as the first 2, lots of fighting, shooting, dodging of capture and sly plans to find his identity. I’m not convinced it was the best bourne i think supremacy is my favorite.

6/7

old wind

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in our office on thursdays there is a bunch of little old ladies doing bits and pieces.

I just got to experience one of them breaking wind just beside my head.

lovely.

the king and I

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I had my x-ray this morning to see if i need to get my wisdom pulled out or not. And low and behold siting in the waiting room with me was the king himself, Elvis.

the x-ray was pretty dull, although the lady doing it was a cross between a school teacher and a jail warden. She was quite patronising and said everything very loudly and in a teacher ‘your in trouble’ kind of voice.

“put your mouth here”
“move your head this way”
“put your feet here, no here, a bit more”
“dont move”
“put that in the bin”
“pick up 10 papers at recess”
“stop chewing on your glue stick”

moon shadow moon shadow

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I took the photos laying down at the top of our driveway, they are in reverse order, the top photo is the most recent.

sweet tooth

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well just home from my frist dental experience in 10 years.

my teeth are fine and dandy!

although one of my wsdom tooths is growing into the side of another tooth so i probably have to get the wise ones out.

but round 1 $200
round 2 involves an x-ray and maybe wisdom removal.

tooth hurty..actually its at 4:30

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In a moment of weakness the other day wife asked me if she could book me a dentist appointment. I said ‘yes’

she has asked me many times and my normal answer is no but for some reason i wasn’t thinking, i didn’t stand firm as the man of the house and exercise my authority, i caved in.

I haven’t been to a dentist for about 10 years. And now I’m off to one this afternoon.

stupid dentists

sloppy poo

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if only our neighbors didnt have a password on their wireless network

%#$%@#$&

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stupid afl.
stupid swans
stupid tipping so far i only have 2 out 5 games right for this round

the perfect birthday dinner

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washed down with some ice cokd coke and followed by vientta

finally I can be myself

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now that i am officially old i can do the following

  • fart loudly in public places
  • have an unlimited number of daily naps
  • complain about young people
  • wet myself
  • tell long winded stories that no one wants to hear starting with ‘when i was young’
  • tuck my button up shirt into my high riding pants
  • hide my balding head with a bus driver hat
  • wear knee high socks with shorts in summer
  • have dinner at 4:30pm
  • flirt with the nurses in the hospital after my hip replacement
  • complain that everything is too loud
  • how dare i spend money in their supermarket

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    I just went to woolworths to buy some donuts for work today.
    Josh and i where putting the packs into a trolley and a little angry bakery man came out from under a loaf of bread or something and told us off for buying all the donuts. That we need to order if we are going to take lots of packets.
    he mumbled something about emppty shelves get him in trouble.

    take a chill pill woolies, heaven forbid i that i spend money in your supermarket.

    i did buy 108 donuts. only $17

    pay atention tim bailey

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    It seems no one wants to take the lead, everyone wants it but no one is willing to make the first move.

    Well I’m sick of it, i’m not going to sit back and just wait for things to unfold slowly.

    I am now the leader of the ‘bring back summer early association’
    And we are lobbying to bring back summer early, which you may have picked up from the groups name.

    sign up below to show your support

    Are you ready to face reality?

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    At blackstump this year TEAR Australia will be running a 4 day simulation experience called ‘Slum Srurvivor’.

    It is designed to recreate life in a slum, exposing the participants to the living conditions of billions of people in our world.
    Throughout the weekend there will be challenges and games to stimulate enduracne, creativity and their response to global poverty.

    Do you think you could hack it? or do you know some young people who you think would like to be part of this experience?

    If so visit the (unfinished) website for more details.

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    stubbie hubbie

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    i was just snooping around my blog and i have a category called ’short shorts’ it has no posts filed under it and I have no recollection of creating it.
    very strange.

    I’m wearing my newish white shorts today, its not very interesting news but it does fit the category.

    not im-word-pressed

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    I’m not convinced the new wordpress is their best. It seems to have less freedom than previous versions.
    not a fan of the thew side bar widgets either.

    top notch op shop loot

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    I’m no trendy inner city dweller who thinks its trendy to buy clothes from op shops and then walk around with ken done prints on a faded yellow shirt. Personally i’m too cool for op shop tops. But i’m not too cool to snatch up a real beauty.

    picked up this baby in wombat today.

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    conundrum

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    Tonight wife and debbie are going to go watch ’sicko’ the new Michael moore film about the US health system.

    My problem is that I dont really like moores films, none of them have excited me and i havent left any o them feeling like i had just watched a great film. But then who knows this one could be good and it is another film for the year but is it worth risking it.

    My other option is i could go watch something else while wife and sister in law watch sicko but the options at the same time arnt great. chuck and larry, liscene to wed, black sheep

    or do i just get a dvd and go home?

    hooked

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    I would be fare to say that i’m hooked into the new series of Australian Idol.

    TAB here I come

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    In the AFL tipping comp last week I got 7/8 games right!
    this weekend 7/8 again!

    thankyou thankyou very much

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