now that i am officially old i can do the following
fart loudly in public places have an unlimited number of daily naps complain about young people wet myself tell long winded stories that no one wants to hear starting with ‘when i was young’ tuck my button up shirt into my high riding pants hide my balding head with a bus driver hat wear knee high socks with shorts in summer have dinner at 4:30pm flirt with the nurses in the hospital after my hip replacement complain that everything is too loud
You would look great in high riding pants tucked into a button up up shirt. Anyway Happy Birthday sweetie.
ooh you have to do them all at once. that takes skill.
although i refuse to listen to you whinging at me for being so very young in comparison
Happy Birthday Robert (you have to go by that name now that you are old). Welcome to the ranks of the “Ye olde folk”. It’s not so bad, car insurance get’s cheaper each year “)
good in theory but i dont drive or have a car and never will.
just counting down the years til the pensioner train tickets
Hmmm … yes, I forgot about the non-driving thing. Pensioner train tickets are a long way off though, even for me!
so, how many of these things have you already done mate?
I had 2 naps on saturday