I was just doing the dishes like a good husband, but first i had to put away a bowl in the cupboard, as i put the bowl away a big glass bloody bowl think that weighs 500kg dived out of the cupboard and landed on my foot. it didnt break but it hurt.
eventually i start washing dishes, in goes a plate, wash wash wash out goes a plate, in goes a saucepan lid, wash wash wash, out goes a saucepan lid, in goes a measuring jug, smach crack owwwwwwwwwww!, out comes bleeding fingers.