friggen tooth fairy is getting desperate

the body 2 Comments

the tooth fairy seems to have grown impatient, instead of waiting for teeth to be left the fairy has resorted to yanking teeth out herself.

tomorrow i’m off to hospital for all 4 of my wisdom teeth are being yanked out with a chainsaw or something.

praise the Lord for general anesthetic

It’s all about me

video geekness, audience participation 4 Comments

What you should buy me for christmas:

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but if you think spending $8990 is the cheapscate option then buy me this:

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Its only $1000 more!!!

Oh and this

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film and filming

popcorn and choc tops, video geekness 2 Comments

This morning wife and I went and saw death at a funeral. it was quite funny.

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then this afternoon / night I was at impact07 a dance thingy put on by some buddies, I was a cameraman for a 3 camera live mix. It was a bit of fuin although my camera was in a crap spot casue at the last minute i had to moce becasue the OH&S nazi came and shafted me. which was  a poo casue all the cables had been taped down and i couldnt really move far. so now i have a sore back. Not really sure if the mix will be good, have to ask tom he was mixing.

now i’m tired.

jerks

Dogs 2 Comments

it would seem that my parents are jerks.

there where plans to go to scotland in May next year for a bit of a ‘howie’ family get together.

And jenny and I where going to travel around scotalnd a bit with my parents and maybe share the flights over too.

Mum got me to check out quotes and things and told me what they would like to do and places to go to. Like they wanted to do a bit of europe after scotland.

So jenny and i worked out what we would like to do and thought it would be nice to drop in on kostas and eleni in greece and say hi for a few days and maybe got to holand for a few days.

There was a couple of idea being thrown around between me and mum today over the phone, then tonight i call them casue jenny and i had a new plan and dad tells me its all too hard and that our plan s dont line up and its too hard to try and make them line and that its probably best that we dont go with them, that we maybe travel at a later date when they arnt there. He said he didnt want to try and make it work.

Jerks

I told them how nice it was that he didnt want to travel with me and jenny, he just replied ‘oh well’

way to make your son feel loved.

its crap so no more overseas trip to see family and firends for howie and jenny casue we cant justify it fincially and we wanted to go to the family thing. It was a good reason for us to travel to see family but if its just for a holiday at some later stage by ourselves we cant really do it.

bloody hell!

I hope tomorrow is a better day

$1 per person

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a neat little idea

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fresh replaces stale

The Bomb! 4 Comments

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yeah baby!

Tally

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So far so good

stinky

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for some reason my shoes really smell at the end of each day up here, like really really smelly. I’ve never had smelly feet but it seems schoolies brings out the worst in people.

Jenny got bitten by some killer ants today.

Pink

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Getting nice and pink up here on the gold coast.

I know I’ve already said it, but schoolies is crazy!!!!!

Today i got to see a lot of peoples bits and pieces, both girls and boys. Why oh why?

I’m soo tired!

sore fingers

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I’m pretty much the best balloon sculpter ther is.

I made over 100 today!

one day down

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Pretty long day today.

I’m so so so so glad I didnt come to surfers paradise for schoolies. It’s insane.

Today we got to see some toolies doing their thing, their thing involved them running orund and across the gold coast highway nude, hoping to get young grils to come to their party.

the boys in blue came to the recue

fun in the sun

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Well here I am sitting in our gold coast office soaking up their wireless internet.

Been a pretty good day, tomorrow the work begins.

We drove past the fenced off schoolies beach thing today, its all pretty full on
I  think we are in for a big week.

dunny dinner

general chit chat 2 Comments

pack your bags tom

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this was in mx today

sun, surf and thousands of drunk teenagers

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Tomorrow jenny and I are flying off to the Gold Coast to hang out at schoolies for a week.

We are going up for work, our collegues in QLD are running some stuff in surfers paradise so we are going up to help. Should be a full on week.

but on the flipside we get to soak up the summer sun and sand on the gold coast, its a hard life.

kevin 007

video geekness 1 Comment

chased

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Well another good year of the chasers war comes to an end. I look forward to the 2 chaser decides election shows.

maybe after they finnish taping these shows i should ask julian to come play frisbee again.

secrets revealed

general chit chat 10 Comments

wanna hear some goss????

well as of February next year I will probably be the NSW Youth Coordinator for TEAR Australia.

that is of course if the police check doesnt uncover my secret drug dealing life, money fraud and terrorist training.

I’ll still be working where i work now aswell. I’ll be Mr 2 jobs.

holy shirt!

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Lately I have been noticing that all my t-shirts have little holes in them. And some shirts have a lot of holes.

Because i’m so smart i have concluded that its moths, the little flying dogs are eating my shirts.

So on the weekend i finally did something about it, i bought some moth balls. The old ladies at work are always having conversations with each other about how its been discovered that moth balls are carcinogenic. Maybe they are but at least as i’m dying in hospital from cancer i’ll have the coolest shirts in the ward.

 it is making our room smell like a retirement village though!

in other news my mum is sending me a package containing new socks and maybe undies. good old mum.

whooooops

general chit chat 2 Comments

i havent blogged for ages.

I dont really have anything interesting to say, havent really done anything interesting either.

 but at least now i have blogged.

to sea what i could see

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Today wife and I went to sculptures by the sea.

I have to say it was a bit of a disappointment this year,  I think the last 2 years have been fantastic and this year i struggled to find sculptures that i really liked, that is apart from this one that looked like a big poo from the right angle.

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