the tooth fairy seems to have grown impatient, instead of waiting for teeth to be left the fairy has resorted to yanking teeth out herself.
tomorrow i’m off to hospital for all 4 of my wisdom teeth are being yanked out with a chainsaw or something.
praise the Lord for general anesthetic
Yeah, she did that to me too. My cheeks were so swollen that I looked like Alvin the Chipmunk, and because my mouth was small, the fairy had to dislocate my jaw so they could yank the back teeth out – I had a rainbow of bruises on the throat and jawline for days afterwards. Still have the teeth in a jar somewhere. Some small words of encouragement – consider it a community service. And be thankful for general anaesthetic.
Man I sooo do not envy you. By the way, from experience, you’d be surprised how easy it is to eat a Big Mac without chewing.