slice, dice and pick those teeth

10:29 pm general chit chat

Only 3 more sleeps until i can open up my presents and get my swanky new swiss army pocket knife.

then i can use the knife to open all my other presents in a vicious and masculine way, and if i’m feeling timid and feminine i can fold out the handy little scissors and gently cut the wrapping paper.



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