We have an op shop attached to our office and it is staffed by lots of little old ladies who volunteer each week.
Sometimes they pop into the office to ask us things or use our phones, photocopier etc.
Anyway a lady just came in to use our photocopier, whilst she was using it, the copier jammed so once she left jenny retrived one of the jammed sheets out of the bowels of the copier.
This is what she was copying, made me laugh, made me laugh even more knowing that a little old lady just copied it to show other little old ladies.
God went to the Arabs and said, “I have Commandments for you that will make your lives better.”
The Arabs asked, “What are Commandments?”
And the Lord said, “They are rules for living.”
“Can you give us an example?”
“Thou shalt not kill.”
“Not kill? We’re not interested.”
So He went to the Blacks and said, “I have Commandments.”
The Blacks wanted an example, and the Lord said, “Honour thy Father and thy Mother.”
“Father? We don’t know who our fathers are. We’re not interested.”
Then He went to the Mexicans and said, “I have Commandments.”
The Mexicans also wanted an example, and the Lord said, “Thou shall not steal.”
“Not steal? We’re not interested.”
Then He went to the French and said, “I have Commandments.”
The French, too, wanted an example and the Lord said, “Thou shall not commit adultery.”
“Not commit adultery? We’re not interested.”
Finally, He went to the Jews and said, “I have Commandments.”
“Commandments?” they said, “How much are they?”
“They’re free.”
“We’ll take 10.”
There, that should offend just about everybody.
